Do You Remember That Sandwich?

Do you remember that sandwich?

Everybody loves breakfast

This is what he said

While eating his Haferflocken

On the Zug way to Luzern

Birds were crazy round that lake

Fighting for the eggs' protection

On this lovely April day

You could see poor Barold's tension

After Küssnacht it got steep

But that wasn't gonna stop him

With such strength in both his legs

and those two cute lil butt cheeks

In the middle of the woods

Pure wild magic with this fella

Surrounded by chirping birds

And an old lady's umbrella

38 was the best route

Cause it offered all that matters

Including secluded hills

For him to empty his bladder

Freakin' best sandwich I've had

Best lake views you'll ever see

And he made me super happy

Cause the view seat was for me

Oreo ice cream and some coffee

While he did some people watching

He was back to being sweet

After getting pre-food grumpy

He's so smart my lil Swiss ginger

With his cosmic knowledge thirst

And he's sweet just like the children

Cause he put the children first

He thought I was gonna die

Cause I didn't want no dinner

That's ok because by caring

He's no doubt his girlfriend's winner

We forgot to buy some postcards

But don't worry there's no harm

Cause he got a tattooed souvenir

With the sunburn on his arms

Everybody loves breakfast

This is what he said

Shutting his tired hazel eyes

After a day in Luzern